In case you had been questioning, Chris Brown continues to be the worst. Stunning, I do know. Breezy made one other stab at relevancy over the weekend following Aziz Ansari’s internet hosting gig on Saturday Evening Reside. Ansari name-checked Chris Brown in his opening monologue, mainly evaluating Breezy to Emperor Child Fists, as Ansari in contrast Trump voters to Breezy’s followers. Right here’s the clip once more:
The related joke comes across the one-minute mark. That is the joke:
“I do suppose we needs to be cautious although. We are able to’t demonize everybody that voted for Trump. Some persons are like, ‘everybody who voted for Trump is a dumb, racist, misogynist, homophobe’ – and I’m like, maintain on, we’re speaking about 63 million individuals. Don’t decide them by their worst… I’m certain there’s lots of people that voted for Trump the identical approach lots of people hearken to the music of Chris Brown, the place it’s like, ‘Hey, man! I’m simply right here for the tunes. … I don’t learn about that different stuff. I identical to the dancing and the music. I don’t condone the extracurriculars. If you concentrate on it, Donald Trump is mainly the Chris Brown of politics. And ‘Make America Nice Once more’ is his ‘These hoes ain’t loyal.’”
So after all Chris Brown needed to say one thing. He couldn’t simply sit again and be grateful that he’s well-known sufficient to be a punchline on SNL. First he posted (then deleted) a video the place he whines: “I can’t f–king catch a break. This n—a mentioned, ‘Donald Trump is the Chris Brown of politics.’ I swear I’m gettin’ the f–okay outta right here. Don’t f–kin’ belief what you see. Even salt appear to be sugar.” Then he posted the video of Ansari’s feedback and wrote: “F–Ok NO!!!!!! Anyone inform ALADDIN HOP OFF MY D–Ok!” How charming. I’m certain it by no means will get outdated for Aziz and each different brown man to be known as “Aladdin.”
Additionally: only a word to Us Weekly… this isn’t Chris Brown “clapping again.” That is racism. Please name it that.
This has been your Chris Brown replace. I write a Chris Brown story each few months simply to remind people who he hasn’t modified in any way. The truth is, I might argue that he’s getting worse.
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