I haven’t watched cable information in months, largely as a result of I think all however a handful of commentators and journalists are working onerous to normalize Emperor Child Fists. After all I comply with the information, however at this level, I’m simply studying the information as a result of I don’t need to encounter Child Fists’ voice or any of his wrestle speeches. As I discussed in my protection of the inauguration, Emperor Child Fists was and is SO MAD in regards to the crowd dimension comparisons of his inauguration, particularly in comparison with President Obama’s 2009 inaugural. Like, that is what has consumed him greater than anything in his first 5 days as president. All he does is sit round, watching TV and getting increasingly more pissy-baby about his crowd dimension. Apparently sufficient, there’s a stunning quantity of reporting about simply how Bizarro-World the Trump Administration already is. You recognize why? As a result of folks in his administration can’t cease themselves from working to completely different shops to complain about how he’s a sucky child who can’t be criticized for something.
Politico: Sucky Child Fists doesn’t like info and he’ll base his decision-making course of based mostly on his anger in the direction of media protection. That’s significantly the gist of this story. Apparently, the post-inaugural protection was more and more centered on the unhappy turnout and the protests, to not point out the Girls’s March, and Trump “was more and more angered by it, sending his press secretary out to fuzz up the state of affairs and to brag about Trump’s assist, within the face of knowable info that contradicted what he mentioned about report crowd sizes.” One particular person “who continuously talks to Trump” says that “aides must push again privately in opposition to his worst impulses within the White Home, just like the information convention thought, and have to manage data which will infuriate him. He will get bored and likes to look at TV, this particular person mentioned, so you will need to decrease that.” Sources additionally say that he’ll publicly refuse to confess when he’s improper and that everybody has to stroll on eggshells round him to get him to do something.
Washington Publish: Child Fists grew “enraged” with the information protection of his crowd turnout on Saturday, which is why he despatched out his press secretary Sean Spicer to blatantly lie about it. Now Child Fists is mad at Spicer and he may even hearth him as a result of… Child Fists demanded a “fiery” response to correct reporting about crowd sizes. Sources inform WaPo: “Trump has been resentful, even livid, at what he views because the media’s failure to mirror the magnitude of his achievements, and he feels demoralized that the general public’s notion of his presidency up to now doesn’t essentially align along with his personal sense of accomplishment.” Pissy Child is so mad that nobody gave him a cookie for profitable the presidency on a fascist platform!! This WaPo story additionally particulars the entire in-fighting amongst Trump staffers, which… um, that’s why they’re leaking all of those tales!
If solely Emperor Child Fists’ opponent had made the argument that he essentially doesn’t have the temperament to be president. Oh, wait. She did that. She did that again and again. And other people nonetheless voted for him.
What else? Child Fists and Sean Spicer are nonetheless speaking about this Different Undeniable fact that “5 million folks voted illegally” and that’s why Child Fists misplaced the favored vote. As a result of he can’t admit that just about three million extra folks voted for Hillary Clinton.
And at last, behold this Different Truth – Trump tweeted out a panaroma view of his BIGLY inaugural turnout. Eagle-eyed viewers may need to try the date although. January 21st was the day of the Girls’s March. His unhappy, un-bigly inauguration was the day earlier than.
A photograph delivered yesterday that can be displayed within the higher/decrease press corridor. Thanks Abbas! pic.twitter.com/Uzp0ivvRp0
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2017
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