Emperor Child Fists is now formally the 45th president of the US of America. Maybe he can be our final president, as a result of I’m certain he’s making an attempt to determine a strategy to declare himself Lord Commander of The Wall for all times. Ugh, so let’s do that. I’m hoping to knock out plenty of completely different sh-t in a single publish so I don’t must go on and on about it.
Vogue notes: the one good factor I’ll say about La Familia de Child Fists and this whole sh-tshow was that I genuinely thought Melania appeared good. Historically, Republican wives put on pink to inaugural occasions, however Melania selected an ice-blue Ralph Lauren go well with for the inauguration and a white robe by Hervé Pierre for the inaugural balls. Apparently, Melania approached Pierre for the robe, and he says that she already knew precisely what she wished.
The inaugural speech. Bless anybody who may watch it with out breaking their televisions or barfing on somebody or one thing. I didn’t watch his speech and I’m not going to. I heard that it was petty, offended, dictatorial and impolite in the direction of President Obama. What a shock. This additionally occurred:
— Jahova (@JahovasWitniss) January 20, 2017
Cake & Picture Plagiarism. Apparently, Child Fists’ cake was plagiarized from a cake made for President Obama. Child Fists additionally used a photograph on Twitter from Obama’s inaugural.
Michelle Obama was all of us. No rationalization wanted.
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) January 20, 2017
— Jörgen Camrath (@uniwave) January 20, 2017
The Crowd, Half I. This situation wouldn’t be so f—king humorous if Child Fists didn’t care a lot about it. Principally, the Emperor’s inauguration crowd was pathetic. Whereas it’s imply (and humorous) to check the dimensions of the gang to Obama’s first inauguration – which was the most important occasion DC had ever seen – it looks like Child Fists didn’t even get half the gang/viewers. See:
— KEANNA + MONTI (@prttysimplelife) January 20, 2017
The Crowd, Half 2. BABY FISTS IS SO MAD. He’s so mad that the crooked media is speaking in regards to the small dimension of crowd. He has essentially the most bigly crowd of all!!! Emperor Child Fists went to the CIA on Saturday and through his speech, he whined about how the media was “mendacity” in regards to the dimension of crowd. Once more, it wouldn’t be so humorous if he didn’t care a lot – he truly WHINED TO THE CIA about it. Take into consideration that. For what it’s price – the Ladies’s March was most likely greater than double the dimensions of Child Fists’ inauguration.
— Vox (@voxdotcom) January 21, 2017
A Nazi acquired punched within the face. Right here’s a palate cleanser: each time a Nazi a–gap will get punched within the face, an angel will get his wings. I’m not saying it’s best to punch each Nazi within the face, however I’m not NOT saying that both. That is footage of Alt-Proper douchebag Richard Spencer getting punched within the face on Inauguration Day.
— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) January 20, 2017
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