As everyone knows by now, Emperor Child Fists is shockingly near his son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Jared married Ivanka Trump in 2009 and so they have three kids collectively. Apparently, Jared and Child Fists received alongside from the start – they bonded over their love of Ivanka and their love of actual property, and (I think) their love of petty revenge plots. I’ve at all times made the argument that Child Fists appears to like Jared Kushner greater than his personal sons (and for that I don’t blame Child Fists, his sons look like whole psychos). Jared has now been put in at the Emperor’s senior White Home adviser, which simply received the thumbs-up from the Division of Justice. The DoJ mainly believes that it could have been unlawful for Child Fists to offer Jared a cupboard place, however Child Fists might conceivably rent his entire household to work within the White Home, regardless of present anti-nepotism legal guidelines.
What’s fascinating is that Jared comes from a fairly liberal Jewish household. The Kushners are long-time supporters of Democratic politicians and progressive causes. Jared’s brother Joshua has been with Karlie Kloss, one other tall, blonde shiksa, for years now, and Karlie Kloss was reportedly a Hillary Clinton supporter. I’ve heard tales that many long-time Kushner household buddies are bewildered by Jared’s closeness to Child Fists… and even moreso, his closeness to Steve Bannon.
So right here’s a little bit one thing fascinating regarding the difficult Kushner household dynamics… Joshua Kushner attended the Ladies’s March in Washington on Saturday. When he was seen (and photographed) by Washingtonian editor Jessica Sidman, he claimed he was there “observing.”
— Jessica Sidman (@jsidman) January 21, 2017
Curiously sufficient, I feel Jared Kushner received to ask a few of his household to Child Fists’ inauguration too. I imply, it will need to have been a free-for-all with invites, proper? The Emperor will need to have informed his workers to ask all of their prolonged households in order that he would have probably the most bigly occasion ever (it was not bigly in any respect). So my guess is that Joshua attended the inauguration, after which after Joshua was seen on the Ladies’s March in DC, he received an invitation to the White Home in order that Jared might exhibit his new life. As a result of this completely occurred. Jared Kushner, you might be no Bobby Kennedy.
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