True story: nothing about Emperor Child Fists’ inauguration made it to the quilt of this week’s Folks Journal. I think that Folks Magazine listened to the criticism they obtained instantly following the election (they have been criticized for normalizing Child Fists) and determined to again away from any type of glowing protection. Which left a void that Us Weekly is making an attempt to fill. Final week’s Us Weekly cowl was Ivanka Trump making an attempt to melt her picture and ship the sign that she’s there to humanize her petty, despotic father. Now Us Weekly goes all-in with this week’s cowl of all the Familia de Child Fists. Hey, in the event that they okay’d an unique photoshoot with Barron Trump for the quilt of a gossip journal, absolutely it’s okay to say “hey, there’s Barron Trump, he appears bored” on social media, proper? Listed below are some horrible poop nuggets from Us Weekly’s cowl unique:
Tiffany Trump is frugal. A buddy says: “When staying at a Trump resort, she’s cautious to not go overboard on room service. I’ve heard her say, ‘I’m fortunate to have a room right here!’” She’s additionally excited to have all of her dumb, wealthy associates over to the White Home to allow them to social gathering.
Ivanka will at all times be daddy’s favourite. Even her brothers consult with her as “Daddy’s little lady.” That makes me wish to barf.
Donald Jr. is “fairly the ski buff.” Don took a yr off after graduating from Georgetown and he spent the yr bumming round Aspen.
Don’t make me write something extra, please. These persons are as cheesy as may be. Cease making an attempt to humanize this household, Us Weekly. They solely went to you as a result of Folks Journal was like “no thanks.”
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 22, 2017
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 24, 2017
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